I was told that a dog was inaugurated today after disguising himself as a wolf. The dog’ll either fall in line with all the other dogs that have come before, or the dog’ll stop realizing that the wolf costume was just that, and he’ll try to play with the wolves, and watch as his facade gets torn to shreds. I don’t hold stock in people or dogs, but if the dog wants to dress like a wolf in this Dog and Pony Show, and the tickets don’t cost anymore than they did before, I might as well stick around. We’ve been watching the same Dog and Pony Show for centuries. Who knows, if the show’s poorly conducted, the dog wearing a costume might just be what makes this show worth watching after all.